There was big hype yesterday around the new princess, my Facebook feed was full of pictures of the little bundle. She is, of course undoubtedly very cute.
With regards to Kate's much talked about appearance, my opinion is, she's not human for looking so naturally amazing 10hrs after giving birth!! I was a walking disaster for 2 weeks afterwards. I was defiantly not fit for society or public viewing! To any mums-to-be out there please don't expect to look 'Kate fresh' afterwards it's unrealistic and unachievable. So embrace the disaster it's our right of passage as women.
Here's my reasons for why I could never be a princess:
1) I swear, allot! Even without meaning to, which would be just great for live television!
2) My favourite thing to do is to have a jolly good ole moan and rant. Think this would probably be frowned upon, because ya know, the less fortunate an all.
3) I love shopping in Primark, I love a bargain! I don't think the Royals shop in Primarni or care for bargains or £2.50 bra's!!!
4) I'm not a fan of public appearances, big social events or all-eyes-on me situations. No not for me at all. Maybe I could be the first recluse princess?!
5) I share everything on facebook! A princess is required to be private and reserved.
6) I drink pints of cider, simply because halfs are double waiting time at the bar! I've never understood the problem with females and pints anyway?! I couldn't see a princess with a pint in hand though.
7) some days I'm miserable, just because. You know the days when you hate on life and everyone for no reason. I couldn't fake a smile and be all pleasant on these days! Especially if I didn't like the person, I'm very transparent and a little rebellious, now that just wouldn't do for a princess!
8) Some days I don't have the energy / can't be arsed to, wash my hair so it goes up into a bun or put make-up on or wear clothes (I wear PJ's don't worry I'm not a nudist -now that would be frowned upon) and some times I even do the school run like this *Shock horror* can you imagine the head lines!
9) I'm not at all photogenic and no amount of Photoshop could fix this.
10) For me there's nothing like a naughty McDs, I don't think the princess will ever visit McDs, let along eat a double cheese burger? This actually makes me feel quite sad for her.
The royals are very privileged and I'm sure there are lots of perks. But being a princess just isn't for me.